Water Wiggle… from WHAM-O!

Wow, can you imagine the lawsuits that would come of this if this toy was made today? There’d be so many parents complaining about their kids getting bonked by the Water Wiggle. Busted lips and swollen shut eyes for every kid on the block! Kids would be turning the hose on full blast and a parent would look outside to see a gaggle of neighborhood kids knocked out in the yard while the Water Wiggle jumps and hovers above their fallen bodies.

“You think you’re chasing him and…”

WHAM-O!!! Right in the face!

I never even knew this existed, but I gotta say, if I had known, I would’ve made sure I owned one.

Y’know, there have been rumors of the government using something called the “Water Wiggle Room” to torture prisoners and extract information.

2 Responses to “Water Wiggle… from WHAM-O!”

  1. Tamara Says:

    I loved my water wiggle and just went on line to try and buy one for the neighbor kids, my heart is broken. Now I have to tell them it’s not available. I have home movies my family took in the 1960’s running from the water wiggle…he was a friend and enemy at the same time….so sad.

  2. Metal Misfit Says:

    Just get a hose that can sustain high water pressure, attach a bucket at the end, and you’ll get the same effect!

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