Good cereals never go away, they become immortalized on YouTube and by retro bloggers! For more Cereals from Beyond, check out Part 1 and Part 2 and Part 4 and Part 5!
Cracker Jack Cereal (Ralston, 1980s)
I couldn’t find a definite years this cereal was active, but it doesn’t matter because I never even knew a Cracker Jack cereal existed! BRILLIANT! But in all honesty, I can’t imagine a cereal version being any better than a good ol’ box of Cracker Jacks with some milk poured into it.
Ever hear of G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero? Not if you’re from England, you haven’t. While us macaroni ‘n’ cheese Americans got G.I. Joe, those fish ‘n’ chips Brits got ACTION FORCE. I really dig that name. It’s 80s, it’s simple, it’s perfect for a cartoon/toyline!
With less than 2 weeks until the big show (and the Big Show), I figured I might as well post up my predictions because it looks like the card is pretty final at this point. Of course, if any changes are made, I’ll update and reflect those here.
Buildup’s been pretty bad for this show. Some of the worst ever for a Mania, but that’s the just senile nature of Vince these days. He doesn’t know what he wants to do anymore and is more wishy-washy than John Kerry. BE A MAN, Vince!
As bad as the buildup is though, the actual matches should be pretty decent, even if they aren’t matches anyone really cares about or wants to see.
Yesterday, I took a look at all the WrestleManias of the 1980s. And now, we begin our journey into the 1990s, broken up into two parts.
WrestleMania VI (1990)
A couple of these matches, while cool looking on paper, really disappointed (What was with all the count outs on this show?), but overall, it’s a really fun Mania that delivered another in a long-line of epic main events.
VERY cool promo poster, by the way.
Best Match: Hulk Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior. Yes, Hogan & Warrior put together a MOTN! Totally epic encounter between two superheroes.
Worst Match: Mr. Perfect vs. Brutus Beefcake. While there may haven been more technically inferior matches on this card, I remember thinking how awesome this match SHOULD”VE been and it just didn’t deliver. The finish was absolutely silly, but hilarious at the same time.
WrestleMania VII (1991)
I’ve never been a big fan of this show, despite it having some good matches. Sure, Sgt. Slaughter was a major heel at the time, but I didn’t grow up knowing too much about his wrestling career (I knew more about his G.I. Joe character), so a Slaughter/Hogan match just wasn’t a huge deal to me outside of really wanting Hogan to get the belt back. But at the same time, I was disappointed Ultimate Warrior didn’t get a rematch against Slaughter.
Oh well, Warrior and Randy Savage ended up giving us a great match and it was followed by one of the greatest moments in the history of professional wrestling… Miss Elizabeth reunites with Randy!
Best Match: Randy Savage (surprise, surprise) vs. Ultimate Warrior
Worst Match: Demolition v. Genichiro Tenryu & Koji Kitao. I was always confused by this match even taking place, but it definitely put the writing on the wall spelling out the end for Demolition.
WrestleMania VIII (1992)
Wow, Vince was pretty stupid with this one. I mean sure, Randy Savage vs. Ric Flair is more than worthy of being Mania match, and it had a great build, but c’mon… You’ve got HULK HOGAN and the newly signed RIC FLAIR on your roster. Which match would you rather have on the biggest wrestling show of the year? The WWF *never* wrapped their head around the concept of a Hogan/Flair PPV match, instead saving it for house shows with cheap DQ and count out finishes.
Anyway, besides the amazing Flair/Savage match (one of my personal faves from WM), we also had the Sid Justice/Hogan match, which sucked, but featured a run-in by the returning Ultimate Warrior, which got me really excited at the time. Too bad he was gone again in a matter of months.
As for the rest of the show, we got the great Bret Hart/Roddy Piper match, where Piper excellently teased a heel turn and this is the match that really put over Bret as a legit singles star, IMO. Also notable was the Undertaker/Jake Roberts match that nearly literally buried Jake Roberts on his way out the door to WCW. Tombstone on the floor. So cool.
Best Match: Randy Savage (Mr. WrestleMania!) vs. Ric Flair
Worst Match: Skinner vs. Owen Hart. So short and pointless that they might as well have just left it off the show.
WrestleMania IX (1993)
Ah. One of the worst WrestleManias ever. I hated the whole look of it, being outside at Caesar’s Palace. It came off as really low-budget and cheesy and the fans reminded me all those tourists that got bussed in to watch WCW World Wide back when it was being filmed in Disney World.
Bret may be on the promo material for this show, but by the end, attention was back on Hulk Hogan. As big of a Hogan fan as I was at the time, even I could see it was time for him to step aside and let some younger, newer guys step up. I was pretty upset Hogan swooped in and beat Yokozuna for the title immediately after Bret just lost it.
Another match that didn’t live up to my expectations at a WM show was Mr. Perfect vs. “The Narcissist” Lex Luger. I had high hopes for that feud.
Best Match: Tatanka vs. Shawn Michaels. Even this match was pretty boring though.
Worst Match: Doink the Clown vs. Crush
WrestleMania X (1994)
By 1994, I had grown weary of wrestling. Even though I LOVED going to the video store and renting all the 1980s WWF shows, the early-mid 90s were way too cartoony for me. The wrestling was pretty bad and the characters just couldn’t compare to the 80s roster. So, it’s no surprise I’m not a huge fan of WM X.
At least it did give us three great things: Owen Hart vs. Bret Hart in the opener, Razor Ramon vs. Shawn Michaels in the historic ladder match and Bret FINALLY getting revenge and beating Yokozuna for the world title at the end of the night.
Best Match: Razor Ramon vs. Shawn Michaels (Ladder Match)
Worst Match: Men On a Mission (Mabel and Mo) vs. The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre)
WrestleMania: The 90s, Part 2 coming soon!
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