The Transformers – Seasons Three and Four [25th Anniversary Edition] DVD Review

The Transformers – Seasons Three and Four
[25th Anniversary Edition]

2010, Shout! Factory
Originally Aired: September 15, 1986 – November 11, 1987

Bonus Features

  • “The Autobots, The Decepticons & The Fans” – A look at the loyal fans of The Transformers
  • From the Files of Teletraan-2
  • Rare PSAs
  • Archival Hasbro Toy Commercials
  • Art Gallery

Picking up a few months (years?) after the events of Transformers: The Movie, Seasons 3 & 4 continue down the dark sci-fi path that the film set forth. Up to this point, The Transformers was basically G.I. Joe with a cast of robots but the series now goes completely sci-fi and gets dark and weird. When this season started up, if you had missed out on the movie, your brain would have exploded… New characters, new setting, new attitude, new theme music!

Various planets and creatures are seen and the show doesn’t spend too much time on Earth. I should point out that it seems like most of the remaining/surviving Autobots from the first two seasons are stationed on Earth so it’s the cast from the animated movie that is still front and center.

Season 3 kicks off with the five-part “The Five Faces of Darkness”. You can count this as a sequel to Transformers: The Movie. After the events of the movie, the lifeless head of Unicron now orbits Cyberton, Decepticons are desperate for energon and leaderless, Cyclonus & Scourge go off in search of Galvatron (who returns as a mad man due to some of his circuitry being damaged) and the Quintessons are back as well and scheming to destroy all Transformers so they can reclaim control of Cyberton (turns out they created Cyberton AND the ancestors of the Transformers).

So now the rest of the series is a battle between the Autobots, the Decepticons and the Quintessons although the Decepticons and Quintessons often are uneasy allies and attempt to use each other. Then there’s Starscream who makes two appearances in Season 3. He is now a ghost who can take control of other Transformers’ bodies (none of that is explained) and he is scheming to get his old body back plus get revenge on Galvatron.

Starscream’s real shining moment is in “Ghost in the Machine” where he forces Scourge to help him bring Unicron’s head back online and attempts to join Unicron’s head to Cybertron in order to bring Unicron back to full power so that Unicron will give him his body back. This is one of the better episodes of the season and could’ve easily been flushed out to being another multi-part story. Unfortunately, it’s the last we see of Starscream as he’s blown out into space (he got his old body back) at the end of the episode and is never to be seen or heard from again for the rest of the series.

A few words about Galvatron: I don’t like him. I loved Megatron. Megatron was a villain but he had a sense of honor, common sense and leaderskills that Galvatron is severely lacking. Galvatron is nuts and temperamental and even though it’s explained why he is this way after the events of the movie, I still don’t like it. He’s always flying off the handle, shooting and punching his own Decepticons in the middle of battle just because things aren’t going the way he wants. Megatron would have never acted like that. Frank Welker voiced Megatron and voices Galvatron as well (though the role of Galvatron was originally played by Leonard Nemoy in the movie) but I don’t like the voice he’s using for him. I was hoping he’d use something closer to Megatron’s voice.

There’s an episode that devotes itself even more to Galvatron’s insanity. In “Webworld”, Cyclonus tricks Galvatron into going to a planet that treats beings for mental illness. It does not end well for that planet and Galvatron’s sanity is not restored.

As far as characters go, pretty much everyone in the movie is still heavily featured. For the Autobots there’s Rodimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, Kup, Arcee, Wheelie, Blurr, Wreck-Gar, Springer and the old guard are mostly represented by Perceptor, Blaster, the Aerialbots and Grimlock (the other Dinobots are rarely seen and Swoop is completely MIA for some reason). I was surprised by how much Perceptor and Blaster get used. Cosmos, Omega Supreme, Warpath and Jazz make cameos. Bumblebee is rarely seen and his only notable role is during “The Return of Optimus Prime” when he joins the Throttlebots and becomes Goldbug.

The Witwicky family (Spike, Carly and their son Daniel) are still around and there’s a new human Autobot ally: Capt. Marissa Fairborn of the Earth Defense Command. A few new Autobots have been brought in: the city-bot Metroplex (the biggest Autobot of them all… he’s the Autobots’ base on Earth), Sandstorm, Sky Lynx, the Throttlebots and the Technobots being the most prominent.

On the Decepticon side, the main characters are Galvatron, Cyclonus, Scourge and the Sweeps. Soundwave, the Constructicons, the Stunticons and Astrotrain play various minor roles and the rest of the old guard are basically background characters. New Decepticons include Octane, the Predacons, Runabout, Runamuck and the Terrorcons. Both the Predacons and Terrorcons appear in the series with no explanation. I always liked the origin episodes for the combiners so I was disappointed to see them thrown out there with zero back story.

Then there’s the Quintessons and their Sharkticons and all of these guys are basically interchangeable and were seen in the movie.

Despite some good episodes such as the five-parter, “Dark Awakening” (Optimus Prime returns from the dead), “The Return of Optimus Prime” (Opitmus Prime returns from the dead for real) and the episodes featuring Starscream’s ghost there are some truly horrid episodes. “Carnage in C-Minor” may be the worst TF episode EVER and “The Dweller in the Depths” (written by Paul Dini!) & “Nightmare Planet” are garbage too although my online research says “Dweller” is a fan favorite. There are also LOTS of animation mistakes throughout the these episodes.

1987′s “Season 4″ is just three episodes. Hasbro was ready to cease production on the cartoon but as a gesture to the fans we get “The Rebirth” three-parter to give the series a conclusion. I’m fairly certain Hasbro’s motives weren’t entirely altruistic though because in addition to starring Optimus Prime and some major Season 3 characters these episodes are FULL of recent additions to the Transformers toy line such as the Targetmasters, Headmasters, Punch-Counterpunch, the Horrorcons, the Decepticon/Autobot Clones, Scorponok and Fortress Maximus. It’s unfortunate that the transfer on these final three episodes is not very good. The  color is washed out and the animation isn’t all that great either but animation wasn’t Season 3′s strong-suit either.

Technically, there is a Season 5 that aired in 1988 but it was a “best of” season that features a stop-motion Optimus Prime in Powermaster form re-telling Autobot adventures to some kid.

Despite some terrible episodes, truth be told, this set is pretty good. It’s just that the series has a totally different vibe from Seasons 1 & 2 and it’s a bit off-putting at first. I really don’t have a problem with the new characters but it would have been nice to have seen other surviving Autobots from the earlier seasons interact with the new regime and Rodimus is no Optimus. I think Season 3 was really hurt by the fact that Optimus Prime was absent from it.

Still, I had fun watching these two seasons and the set is definitely worth picking up for G1 fans if only to see the original Transformers saga come to a close (in the U.S. anyway but we’ll get to into that at a later date).

Highlights: “The Five Faces of Darkness” Parts 1-5, “Dark Awakening”, “Starscream’s Ghost”, “Fight or Flee”, “Webworld”, “Ghost in the Machine”, “The Ultimate Weapon”, “Grimlock’s New Brain”, “The Return of Optimus Prime” Parts 1 & 2, “The Rebirth” Parts 1-3

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Transformers: The Movie [20th Anniversary Special Edition] DVD Review

Transformers: The Movie [20th Anniversary Special Edition]
(2006, Sony & BMG Music Home Entertainment)

Like every kid back in the ’80s, I was really hyped for this movie when it came out. It was released theatrically on August 8, 1986 but I’m not sure if I actually saw it in the theater. What I do remember is being very excited to make the trip to the local Curtis Mathes and renting it when it had just been released on VHS in 1987. They had the poster up for a few weeks promoting its arrival to video and that poster had been teasing me that whole time (just as it was meant to). It’s funny though because looking back, the movie’s trailer doesn’t spotlight the Autobots we had come to know and love at all. It’s all about the new guys and whoever is voicing them.

Despite the fuzzy nostalgia factor for this movie, I do have some complaints about it and I guess they are pretty much the same complaints that everyone else has.

First, all of those Autobot deaths. Honestly, it would’ve gone over better if more Decepticons had died so we could’ve had more of a balance. The Autobots were completely massacred in the opening moments of the film. They looked so helpless and the only Decepticon that ended up dying was Starscream and that was at the hands of Megatron! Pretty much all of the Autobots from Season 1 were destroyed. Of course, the whole point of the animated Transformers was to sell the toys and they had new toys coming out so this is why they killed off so many of the older Autobots. It just seems so disrespectful though to finish this guys off so quick. Wheeljack only got a brief cameo, he was never even seen alive in the movie! And of course, the killing of Optimus Prime was a big mistake that backfired for Hasbro. It was such a mistake that the planned death of Duke in G.I. Joe: The Movie was changed. I don’t even really have a problem with the new Autbots introduced here, I just didn’t like how they handled getting rid of the previous Autobots.

So the second complaint would be the soundtrack. The songs themselves aren’t that bad. It’s cheesy ’80s rock & pop, which I love, but a lot of it just seems so inappropriate with its placement during the movie. I really love Lion’s version of the Transformer theme though and it was cool to hear Spectre General/Kick Axe’s original version of “Hunger” (which was later covered by King Kobra… a band that’s guilty pleasure of mine).

Transformers: The Movie
(1986, De Laurentiis Entertainment Group)

As for the actual plot, there isn’t much of one. It’s nonstop action and is set in 2005, twenty years after Season 2. The Decepticons attack the Autobots, meanwhile a giant robot called Unicron is making his way across the universe eating planets (Galactus, is that you?). The only thing that can destroy Unicron is the Autobot’s Matrix of Leadership (Ultimate Nullifier, is that you?). So, after saving Megatron’s metal butt after being left for dead by Starcream, who briefly assumes control of the Decepticons, Unicron upgrades Megatron into Galvatron and upgrades a few other damaged Decepticons such as Thundercracker, Bombshell & Skywarp and sends them to destroy the Matrix (currently being held by Ultra Magnus who was appointed Autobot leader by a dying Optimus Prime). After that, the movie mostly stars the new Autobots (Hot Rod, Ultra Magnus, Kup, Arcee, Springer, Blurr, Wheelie) along with minor roles being filled by Dan Witwicky (Spike’s son), the Dinobots, Percepter and Blaster.

Does it feel like Transformers? Not really. Too much old was (coldly) thrown away in favor of too much new. It’s hard to relate when most of the characters that we’ve come to know as Transformers just aren’t there. The soundtrack is a fish out of water and there’s some language that you wouldn’t hear on the cartoon series. I like the fact that they finally took the Transformers off of earth for the most part though. I’ve always thought it was silly to see the Autobots & Decepticons continuously battling each other on earth. It was good to see the Autobots interact with other planets and creatures.

Overall, it’s a fun goofy movie but a tad depressing due to the treatment of the characters that the franchise built its name on (just like G.I. Joe: The Movie).

I will say this, for this particular edition, the bonus features are great. This is a two-disc collection complete with widescreen & full screen formats, audio commentary, photo gallery, theatrical trailer, TV spots, trivia, alternate footage, storyboards, toy commercials, easter eggs, the Japan-exclusive “Scramble City” episode (with audio commentary only) and a few new featurettes. The bonus features alone will keep you occupied for some time. I really wish the G.I. Joe animated movie DVD had gotten this type of treatment. There was a cool lenticular card insert that alternated DVD cover art featuring Optimus Prime with a version featuring Rodimus Prime and other characters but I lost it. :(

I know there’s a Blu-ray copy of this movie but all I have found is a All Regions disc and it’s running for about $60 on Amazon. I’m sure the bonus features are all the same but I would say it’s best to stick with this 2006 DVD release until a more legitimate Blu-ray version pops up. Although, this copy isn’t getting any cheaper. It’s out of print and even used copies are going for about $25 these days.

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This Month at the Movies (1985-1989)

See This Month at the Movies (1980-1984) to catch up!

1985


Teen Wolf

An absolute classic. I remember this seemingly being one of only a handful of movies HBO would show back in the 80s and I loved it. I would rent it all the time too. The scene where Scott’s dad intimidate the principal still gives me chills! Screw Jason Bateman, Teen Wolf Too should’ve been a direct sequel starring Michael J. Fox! The word is studio execs weren’t too high on this film (or perhaps there was a struggle getting this one into theaters). It was filmed before Back To The Future, but that film’s success gave the studio, Atlantic Releasing, and movie theaters all the incentive they needed to rush this one out. A short-lived cartoon ran in 1986.

WOLF FACT: Producer/TV & comic book writer Jeph Loeb (Heroes, Smallville, Lost, Commando, DC Comics, Marvel Comics) co-wrote the script.


American Ninja

Before G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, this was basically a G.I. Joe movie. No, there is no loose connection, but it was an over-the-top goofy military (and ninja) themed movie. Heck, Michael Dudikoff would’ve made for a decent Duke or Snake Eyes back in the day. My first exposure to this movie was a rental a friend’s house probably around ’91 or so. He loved the movie and made promises that it would be awesome and I enjoyed it, though I remember all we really concentrated on were the fight scenes. That big training scene with the multi-colored ninjas jumping about has always stuck with me and it wasn’t until I bought this on DVD years ago, that I realized I had been thinking of American Ninja the whole time! This was followed by FOUR sequels, but this one is the best of the bunch. Honestly, that’s not really saying much, but I still think it’s an important movie in the action/martial arts genre.


Flesh and Blood

Sometimes referred to as Flesh+Blood. I picked this up a few years ago in the $5 bin at Walmart. It’s a really weird movie. I was expecting a grim ‘n’ gritty medieval movie, and it kinda was that to an extent, but there was also a weird love triangle involving a noblemen, a fair maiden and the mercenary who kidnapped (and raped) her. Lots of nudity and I guess what were intended to be “steamy” scenes, but it’s kinda hard to sell that convincingly when you know the guy she is willingly having sex with had raped her just 40 minutes before. Made for an uncomfortable movie full of unlikeable characters.


Invasion U.S.A.

Awful movie that deserves mention because it’s Chuck Norris in all his gun-toting glory and it’s one of the definitive ’80s Action Movies. The whole movie is really just one big nonsensical battle scene featuring evil Commies invading Miami. I picked up an old VHS copy from my video store years ago, complete with that old, big ugly gray MGM case it came in.

1986


Transformers: The Movie

Thanks, Transformers: The Movie, your failure at the box office meant G.I. Joe: The Movie had to settle for a direct-to-video release. Weird a strangely dark tone and an even more strange soundtrack (“Dare To Be Stupid” by Weird Al?), this movie may have had a lot of hype behind it due to the Transformers franchise, but it deserved to be the critical & financial flop that it was. Further proof that G.I. Joe has always been better than Transformers.


Night of the Creeps

Solid cult classic featuring spoofs on the zombie and alien invasion genres. There’s no way you can watch 2006′s Slither after this and not see the obvious influence. Years of positive website reviews led me to believe this movie was actually better than it was, but it’s an okay movie to watch on a lazy afternoon. It will be released on DVD & Blu-Ray for the first time in September 2009.

1987


Dirty Dancing

Okay, I would never watch a movie like this if it was released today, but I grew up on this film. This was another movie that HBO wanted to show all day long and my sister and I would always rent it too (to watch during that six hour window HBO wasn’t showing it). This was basically THE movie of the summer of ’88 for us. That was good summer vacation: Super Mario Bros. 2, grilled cheese sandwiches and Dirty Dancing.


The Principal

Although this is just another entry in the “educator vs. street tough students” genre, I’ve always liked it. My first exposure to it was on Encore probably about 11 years ago or so (Encore is underrated) and for the next few year, they seemed to show it often. I’m also a big fan of Jim Belushi, so sue me.


The Princess Bride

Believe it or not, the first time I remember watching this was in school. It couldn’t have been too long after the video release, but I remember whatever teacher I had at the time hyping it up for us kids and all the kids going wild in anticipation for it. “WTF”, I was thinking. I haven’t seen it since the early ’90s, but it’s a definite classic. ANYTHING that had a wrestler in it during my childhood was going to get a big thumbs up from me!

1988


A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

To be honest, it’s only been since last year that I’ve started to get into the Freddy movies (but I’ve seen bits & pieces of them for as long as I can remember). The more straight-forward slashers like Jason and Michael have always been my speed, but I’m starting to see the appeal of these movies even if they’re weird as heck and don’t make much sense at times.

1989


The Adventures of Milo & Otis

Awww… How adorable! A kitty and a puppy become friends and have some adventures together!  Did you know this is actually a Japanese film and it was released in Japan in ’86? I didn’t. I remember some kid at school freaking me out by telling me they killed the cat & dog in this movie in order to make them “act” how they wanted them to. Eventually, I just figured it was nothing more than lies spread about by kids, but I see now there actually were concerns from animal rights organizations about the treatment of the animals (supposedly, one of the cats’ paws was broken by a producer in order to make it limp), but nothing was ever proven. Proven or not, kinda sucks the fun and warm nostalgia out of this movie, doesn’t it?


Little Monsters

I wanted to see this movie sooooooo bad! This looked like a a great zany comedy. For whatever reason, my parents never took me to the theater to see it (I’m sure it had a lot to do with the fact that they didn’t want to see it). So once it came out on video, renting it became a top priority. The truth? It’s not that good. It was just a bit too dark for me (to this day I’m not really a fan of “dark comedies”).


Kickboxer

Great martial arts/action film and one of Van Damme’s best (a Top 5 release, if you ask me).