Wow, can you imagine the lawsuits that would come of this if this toy was made today? There’d be so many parents complaining about their kids getting bonked by the Water Wiggle. Busted lips and swollen shut eyes for every kid on the block! Kids would be turning the hose on full blast and a parent would look outside to see a gaggle of neighborhood kids knocked out in the yard while the Water Wiggle jumps and hovers above their fallen bodies.
“You think you’re chasing him and…”
WHAM-O!!! Right in the face!
I never even knew this existed, but I gotta say, if I had known, I would’ve made sure I owned one.
Y’know, there have been rumors of the government using something called the “Water Wiggle Room” to torture prisoners and extract information.