As good as it is, Santa Claus ain’t trying to eat no Cinnamon Toast Crunch on Christmas Eve! He wants the good stuff — chunky and/or chewy chocolate chip cookies!
Nice marketing tactic though:
“Mommy! Mommy! We just have to get Cinnamon Toast Crunch! Santa’s going to LOVE it!!”
I see you, General Mills, I see you… And shame on you, Ralston Purina, for not thinking of this marketing angle at all for your own Cookie Crisp cereal.